Nasty Hindi Poem

I got my second google referral, 'nasty Hindi poem.' I don't know any nasty Hindi poems, but I do know a couple of comic ones:

Dil diya tha nazaraana samajhkar...
Kha gayi ullu ki pati, khaana samajhkar

and
Mai~ ne tujhse pyaar kiya, abla samajhkar
tere baap ne mujhe maar diya, tabla samajhkar

and finally
Nadi ka kinara tha
Reshmi zulfo~ ka sahaara tha
Jab paas aya
Sardar nahaa raha tha

These were taught to me by an inebriated Brigadier, and are too silly to translate.

No comments: