A friend wanted to bring a so-called legal expert to meet us. She thought that he might be useful to us in some way -- he knew the courts inside and out. What she actually brought was an ancient, scrawny man in white veshti, white haired and with white stubble, who appeared unable to understand anything. Ramesh said to him politely, "Our friend tells me that you are a wizard of the law." He thought Ramesh said 'lizard' - Lizard of the Law. Yes.